The 12 Days of Christmas, Japan Guy Style

By Donnie | Articles

I didn’t want to write a regular post today. With Christmas less than a week away I figured I’d do something out of the ordinary this time,

12 Comments Posting
11 GoLloyds Transfers
10 Creepy Kanchos
9 Black Tamagos
8 Robot Clerks
7 Pounds of Natto
6 F-Bombs
5 Million Yen!!
4 Blocks of Tofu
3 Super Students
2 Carrot Cakes (one of my favorite cakes)
A Visit to a Nice Ryokan

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To the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
a visit to a nice ryokan.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
two carrot cakes, and a visit to a nice ryokan.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
three Super Students, two Carrot Cakes, and a Visit to a Nice Ryokan

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
four Blocks of Tofu, three super students, two carrot cakes, and a visit to a nice ryokan.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…five Million Yen!!,
four blocks of tofu, three super students, two carrot Cakes, and a visit to a nice ryokan

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…six F-bombs, five million Yen!!, four Blocks of Tofu, three super students, two carrot cakes, and a visit to a nice ryokan

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…seven pounds of natto, six F-Bombs, five million yen!!, four blocks of tofu, three super students, two carrot cakes, and a visit to a Nice Ryokan

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…eight Robot Clerks, seven Pounds of natto, six F-bombs, five million yen!!, four blocks of tofu, three super students, two carrot cakes, and a visit to a nice ryokan.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…nine black tamagos, eight robot clerks, seven pounds of natto, six F-bombs, five million yen!!, four blocks of tofu, three super students, two carrot cakes, and a visit to a nice ryokan.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…ten creepy kanchos, nine black tamagos, eight robot clerks, seven pounds of natto, six F-bombs, five million yen!!, four blocks of tofu, three super students, two carrot cakes, and a visit to a nice ryokan.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…eleven GoLloyd’s transfers, ten creepy kanchos, nine black tamagos, eight robot slerks, seven pounds of natto, six F-bombs, five million yen!!, four blocks of tofu, three super students, two carrot cakes, and a visit to a nice ryokan.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…twelve comments posting, eleven GoLloyd’s transfers, ten creepy kanchos, nine black tamagos, eight robot clerks, seven pounds of natto, six F-bombs, five million yen!!, four blocks of tofu, three super students, two carrot cakes, and a visit to a nice ryokan.
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If you’ll indulge me for a bit, what would your true love give to you on your “12 Days of Christmas” list this year?

See you tomorrow, everybody!

Donald Ash

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  • Mine may seem a bit familiar, but here it is anyway…..

    I want 12 disc changers
    11 filly blunts
    10 carot gold
    9 sega tapes
    8 gold teeth
    7 pairs of jeans
    6 pints of beer
    5 fresh gold chay-ee-ainnnnnnns
    4 thirty smokers
    3 pack of draws
    2 girlfriends
    With a cadillac to put it all in!

    http://youtu.be/sCY2JhrwxVs

    • Merry Christmas Donald!

      Here is my real list, 12 Good Friends, 11 New Outfits, 10 Stock Options, 9 New Games (PS3), 8 Million Dollars, 7 Vacations, 6 DVDs, 5 Terabyte Driiiiivess!!, 4 Laptops, 3 New Cars, 2 Mansions, and an Old Skool Arcade PARTY!!!!!!!

      • Donald Ash

        Nice list, little bro!! I’m loving the stock options and 8 million dollars. But I must say I’m REALLY feeling that Old Skool Arcade Party. That would be incredible.

  • Petaris

    Merry Christmas Donald! 🙂

    And have a Happy New Year! 😀

    • Donald Ash

      Thank you so much Petaris. I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, too 🙂

  • ^ ^; I can picture you singing this in that santa suit. With a huge gundam behind you with a rudolph nose and a huuuge sack of gifts.

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