I wanted to take a moment to acknowledge that special, sexy lady in my life, my Mom (she’s probably going to kill me for the incestuous innuendo…sorry Mommy, lol). I don’t have much time to be here in Georgia, but I appreciate all that you’ve done for me since I’ve been home. That extremely big meal that you cooked was so amazing. I am having such a good time accumulating all this belly fat from your oh-so-addictive, home-cooked meals. The party that you put together tops all parties.
Party aside, there’s so much more I want to thank you for. I want to take a brief moment** to thank you so much for everything: teaching me to speak clearly (it’s part of the reason I have the job I do), for instilling me with the idea putting my best into everything I do, for being good at math, for being an example for me, for helping me file that bankruptcy when I had no choice, for helping me get to Japan, for being so patient about the whole grandchildren thing (nervous laughter…), for being an amazing parent.
I LOVE YOU MOMMY!