Guess what everybody? I discovered this new, amazing site called Facebook. It’s really cool, you can create your own personal profile, connect with your friends, share photos, chat, and even use these cool things called “apps” to enhance the overall user experience. I made this thing called a page a while back and never really mentioned it to anybody, but I thought there’s no time like the present. I figured I could go about asking you to like my page in a few different ways:
'Count backwards from 10. When you awake WILL hit the Like Button. You will Donald Ash is the coolest person in the world. Women, you will have delightful fantasies about him. Men, you will want to befriend him. Say it with me, 'The Japan Guy is Amazing,' 'I love him' 3...2...1.
THE JAPAN GUY HAPPY-GO-LUCKY APPROACH
Hello and welcome! It's a Scrumdiddlyumptious day here TheJapanGuy.com! Hit the like button on the right, and everything will be right with the world! HAVE A SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICALLY EXPIALADOCIOUS DAY! HOORAY!
THE “HE’S CRYING SO MUCH I CAN’T TELL HIM NO” APPROACH
WHY HAVEN'T YOU HIT LIKE YET? (eyes welling with water) You don't love me? Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Sob, sob. Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
THE SIMPLE POST APPROACH
Over in the sidebar, you’ll find a like box for Facebook. Please take three seconds to hit the like button on the upper right of the page. Then head over to Facebook to answer the Random Weekend Question that I rehashed this week!
CLICK HERE!
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